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  • Dumb Criminal – Corn On The Cob

    Dumb Criminal – Corn On The Cob

    Dumb Criminal – Corn On The Cob

    Massachusetts police arrested a man they say broke into a home and cooked himself a snack.

    Rockland police officers responded to a home in the middle of the night after getting a call from the homeowner.

    Police say the homeowner woke up to a loud bang from the kitchen. When the resident went to investigate, he found an intruder cooking corn on the cob on the stove. He told the intruder to leave, and the two men briefly scuffled.

    Police arrested the intruder and charged him with breaking and entering with intent to commit a felony and assault and battery. Police say the intruder, who was “clearly intoxicated,” forced his way inside through a side door.

    No corny jokes this time, just another induction into the Dumb Criminal Hal Of Fame!

  • Dumb Criminal: Drywall  Doofus

    Dumb Criminal: Drywall Doofus

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    A burglary suspect who cut through the drywall of Seattle apartment building to try to escape capture got stuck in an air duct and had to be rescued by firefighters.

    KIRO reports that a resident of the complex caught the man Tuesday night stealing quarters from a soda machine in the laundry room.

    The burglar blocked the door and tried to get away by cutting through drywall.

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    When he ran into a basement masonry wall, he tried to crawl out a vent but got trapped and had to call for help.

    Firefighters cut him free.

    He was provided minor medical attention, room and board in the Clink, and a spot in our Dumb Criminals Hall of Fame.

  • Dumb Criminal: Butt Dialer

    Dumb Criminal: Butt Dialer

    This story comes from ABC news in Fresno, CA…
    Accidentally butt dialing someone is embarrassing or inconsequential to most, but for two Fresno, Calif., men, their cell phone mishap landed them in jail.

    The call, which went to 911, started like any other call to the police dispatcher, with the operator asking, “What is your emergency?”

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    But when no one answered, the operator didn’t hang up, instead staying on the line and listening to the pair, who police identified as Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart, both 20, as they talked about wanting to do drugs. It wasn’t long before the conversation turned to breaking into a car.

    “Get the bolt and give me the hammer just in case,” one of the two voices on the phone said.

    Shortly after that statement, the dispatcher heard a window shatter and the people on the phone started yelling that they found prescription drugs.

    As the two were driving away, police were already in the area searching for the men based on clues that the 911 dispatcher was feeding to them.

    The police finally tracked the suspects down and pulled them over. The suspects acted confused and questioned what why they were being pulled over, police said.

    “Oh, he’s following me, dog,” one of the suspects said in the recording. “Wow, what the [expletive] did I do?”

    As they were being questioned, the suspects allegedly denied any wrongdoing, but after searching the car, police said they found items that allegedly were taken from the burglarized vehicle.

    After being cuffed, the suspects were finally told how they were caught.

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    “This fool really called 911?” one of the suspects said. “Damn.”

    Damn indeed. That’ll land you in the Dumb Criminals Hall of Fame!

  • Dumb Criminal – Easy To Track

    Dumb Criminal – Easy To Track

    Let’s just go ahead and give this guy the title of “World’s Dumbest Criminal – EVER”. For starters, Brandon Campbell got himself arrested for stealing a GPS Navigation device. He was released, but fitted with an ankle monitor – you know, to track his GPS location at all times.

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    If the irony hasn’t already gotten the best of you, wait. There’s more. So much more. You’d think it would be fair to assume that he knew what these gadgets do. But did this slow old Brandon down? Nope. He was accused of burglarizing as many as fifteen homes taking $90,000 of merchandise while sporting his fashionable ankle accessory.
    After Campbell was caught, prosecutors didn’t exactly have a tough time putting together a case against him. After all, the ankle monitor allowed them to track his whereabouts and provided proof that he was at the scene of each burglary when the crime was going down.

    Here’s where the story gets better – and old Brandon lays claim to our title:
    After Brandon served his time for the 15 break-ins, the DA’s office says a thief ransacked a home swiping electronics and jewelry. You’re thinking it was Brandon right? Yup. It was Brandon. While he no longer had the ankle monitor on, investigators say the thief did leave something behind at the scene of the crime: a pop can.
    The can was eventually tested for DNA and scored a hit with Campbell, whose particulars were on record owing to previous arrests cataloged on his criminal record.
    He is now facing 47 years in the clink – or we like to call it, the Dumb Criminal’s Hall of Fame!